some famous old proverbs... think about them...

• When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
• Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
• Death is hereditary.
• If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
• Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Some great yo mamma jokes i have learned from the Yo mama show...

• Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
• Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
• Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
• Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
• Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
• Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
  

Well i believe that is all for today.. Im not sure why i am still on xanga.. its kinda old... i like facebook now but i will come check this one for old time sake...

Now that we have all learned a few new things we can tell the world...

till then...

-Chase

Hello

Yes i have started a new xanga...

i wasnt sure why....

I think the whole LSU purple and Gold was getting pretty tired....

I've decided to start a new leaf..

the page has turned...

Attention all faculty and students because of todays wheather life has been canceled...

Todays weather was pretty ridiculous...

I was expecting tornadoes and Code yellow... nothing...maybe a few lightning bolts and some rain...

in biology we had to practice code yellow

(Apparently getting under your desk with your hands over your head is the key to life)

think about it and dont you be afraid to leave a comment...

Friend Elise and i are planning an escape trip back home...

New York

miss you ....

-chase